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Old July 13th 03, 07:13 AM
andrew_carter
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Yesterday I heard a kid saying to his friend, "Hey, look at the wheeled
thing".

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Old July 13th 03, 07:18 AM
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"now there's a balancing act"......"heh heh heh...."


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Old July 14th 03, 01:03 AM
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I heard a great one the other day when I was out riding my coker. I
passed a family group out in the park.

One kid asks the standard "are you a clown?" while the other kid with an
awed look on his face says "You could make Millions!"

Now I wish I'd stopped and asked him how to make my millions :-)


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Old July 14th 03, 03:06 AM
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Making millions is nothing.

One man looked at me in the subway and said "That's genius, if you could
ride that in the time of Christ, they would think you were god."

-Alex


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I heard a great one the other day when I was out riding my coker. I
passed a family group out in the park.

One kid asks the standard "are you a clown?" while the other kid with an
awed look on his face says "You could make Millions!"

Now I wish I'd stopped and asked him how to make my millions :-)


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Old July 14th 03, 04:00 AM
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iunicycle wrote:
*I think I finally found a good response to the "You lost a wheel"
type comments.

The other day, when asked, I responded "Which one?"

The old man was a little startled and lost in thought.... *



That's a good one! The other day, I took my unicycle on the bus and
when the bus driver asked the standard question, I told him that it
caught the previous bus.


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Old July 14th 03, 04:33 AM
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This last week I was out on uni ride with my wife and there was another
couple approaching us on the pathway. They were on a tandem bicycle and
the guy had that look on his face...you know the one, the look that
they're trying to think of something smart to say, before the guy had a
chance to open his mouth I said "Ours broke."


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Old July 14th 03, 05:36 AM
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Dustin

Really nice to hear you are riding again !!!

I was talking to Jay Gilligan in New York a couple months ago and asked
how you were. He told me you were riding... cool.

Can't wait to see you in a couple weeks.

Take it easy,
Darren


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Old July 14th 03, 05:53 AM
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... riding through park on my 29'er last week a guy I passed by said to
his young son, look a 'monocycle'....

Erin


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Old July 14th 03, 12:50 PM
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Darren wrote:
*Dustin

Really nice to hear you are riding again !!!

I was talking to Jay Gilligan in New York a couple months ago and
asked how you were. He told me you were riding... cool.

Can't wait to see you in a couple weeks.

Take it easy,
*


Thanks for the words Darren. Nothing is easy right now, but I'm working
on it daily. See you in Mpls.


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Old July 14th 03, 01:10 PM
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"This last week I was out on uni ride with my wife and there was another
couple approaching us on the pathway. They were on a tandem bicycle and
the guy had that look on his face...you know the one, the look that
they're trying to think of something smart to say, before the guy had a
chance to open his mouth I said "Ours broke."

dustin

that made me laugh! good response!




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